This time of year we all get a little punchy. This morning my sister & I were playing on eachother's Ravelry notebooks (which is a lot of fun). We were talking about making the Clapotis which although a lovely pattern, sounds like a knitting social disease.
That of course that takes us right to errata which always sounds sounds "wrong" like it's knitting porn, that you find in your husband's sock draw.
Besides the fact that our minds are in the gutter, I invite you to email/comment with funny knitting/crocheting terms that you have discovered.