A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"
"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"
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A woman and her young son were walking home from a fishing tournament when a neighbor walked up and asked how the fishing was. The woman replied that the tournament had been fun. Her son had learn to cast on!
You knitters just crack me up! The blog is looking great - I see you got the third column.
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